Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
--His reply
I don't mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.
--Dennis Rodman
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*** Quits: Pet (radix@edialup125.phnx.uswest.net) (Quit: Do you know the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will fuck anyone. A bitch will fuck anyone but you. Aren't I a bitch?)
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<diversion> my mom says "charlie, don't let anyone ever tell you that they're better than you. because they are not, you ride the special bus, the short bus. That's nothing to be afraid of, son."
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"I always wanted to be somebody ... but now I realize I should have been more specific." -- Lily Tomlin
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<Simon> Don't complain, your life could be worse. You could be an egg. You get laid once, eaten once and the only chic ever to sit on your face is your mom.
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<Simon> Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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<Simon> Infatuation, n:
<Simon> When you're in love, there's a lump in your throat.
<Simon> When you're infatuated, there's a lump in your pants.
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