This guy, Bob, needed a motorcycle. So he checked classifieds and such and found a seller.
They haggled a bit and in the end, Bob decided to buy it. The seller mentioned, that any time it rains
the motorcycle MUST be rubbed down with a jar of vaseline. Otherwise, it rusts.
Bob agreed and decided to take his new motorcyle out for a spin. He came across a bar, and went inside. Saw this beautiful woman and convinced her to let him
come home with her. She said, "Sure, but on one condition.. the first person to speak has to wash the dishes." Well, Bob thought that a bit weird but he agreed and they set off for her house
in his new motorcycle.
Well, they got to the house, went inside, and all Bob could see were dishes. There were dishes stacked in the living room,
in the dining room, bathroom, inside the tub. You couldn't even GET INSIDE the kitchen there were so many dishes! And everyone was silent. Both her parents were sitting on the couch, not saying shit!
He thought to himself.. "Fuck, I'm not washing these damn dishes", and figures out a plan..
He takes the girl and he fucks her, right in front of the parents. They don't say SHIT. Everything is silent.
So he takes the mother, and fucks her, right in front of the father. The father just stares blankly with a look of.. "uh huh.."
Then he heres this BIG clap of thunder and it starts to rain. So, he takes out his jar of Vaseline and starts digging his fingers in it.
The father yells out.. "Ok, Mother fucker!!!! You win!!!! You Win!!!!!!!!"
